Im Tough Funny Hit My Toe
Why did the Redgaurd's toe hurt? His Hammerfell
If a ring for a toe is a toe ring... Then shouldn't a ring for a finger be a *fingering*
My new girlfriend dumped me when she found out I was missing a toe Apparently she's lactose intolerant.
What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis.
What did the brother cell say to the sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
A man walks into a psychologist's office.. A man walks into a psychologist's office wrapped head to toe in transparent cellophane... The psychologist takes one look at him and says, 'I can clearly see your nuts.'
What did one cell say to his sister cell when he stubbed his toe? *Mitosis* ... I'll show myself out.
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto (Please don't hurt me)
Girl, you're just like my big toe... I could bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
My girlfriend reminds me of my pinky toe She's small, cute, and will probably end up getting banged on my coffee table tonight
Hey Cutie, you remind me of my little toe you know that? Why? Because Im cute? No Because Im gonna bang you on the coffee table later on tonight. ;)
Why are eye jokes worse than toe jokes? Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea. However, they're still full of humour.
(Biology students roll up)
What does a microorganism say when they give birth to their sister? OW! My toe sis.
You remind me of my little toe Why because I'm so cute and tiny? No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.
What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe? Roberto
What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe? Mi to sis
Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets? So they don't wake up the sleeping pills.
I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee: Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.
What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe? Mitosis
What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Why are leggings and sand the same? They both get stuck in camel toe.
I once knew an Italian born with a toe growing out of his knee. So his mom, being hilarious, named him.... Just kidding, she left him at the hospital.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Ruberto.
A nude man walks into a doctor's office. A nude man walks into a doctor's office wrapped in Cellophane from head to toe. The doctor says, "Well, clearly I can see your nuts."
What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cutting your toe off with an axe
What is a Mexican with a rubber toe called Roberto
what did the brother cell says to his sister cell when she stomp on his toe? mitosis
What do you see when a woman in the Army wears her pants too tight? Camo toe.
What did the cell brother say to his cell sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis EDIT: Sorry for the crappy pun, but at least it wasn't one about eggs. I don't tell those types of yolks. Sorry I just really crack myself up.
What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis.
I used to hate toe fungus... But now it's really growing on me
I have a sister, and I love genetics. So whenever she steps on my toe accidentally, I say "Ow, you stepped on mitosis!"
A guy at work lost his thumb and had to replace it with his big toe. (True Story) Now we ask to get "your foot off the table" when he's eating.
Source: https://yellowjokes.com/toe-jokes
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